JO's definitions

Lump of chub

An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.

yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me

by jo November 15, 2003

snazzy

to be well dressed, have really stylish clothes on and generally look good

wow, those earrings are looking a bot snazzy

by jo December 28, 2003

good

To be modestly exceptional in bed.

Damn! You were so good...

by Jo February 1, 2003

I like you for who you are

Something usually between a dating couple or close friends, said to explain that they appreciate, like/love one for their true personality, not possessions or fake personality

Tears were streaming down my cheeks by the time he told me earnestly, "I like you for who you are."

by jo May 31, 2004

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

by Jo May 5, 2005

Poof

Verb. to disappear from one location and then reappear in another. (poofed, poofing)

I was late for an appointment, so I had to poof there.

by Jo June 17, 2006

fuck up

To severely beat someone, usually in a fight.

He's gonna fuck up John when he finds out his bitch slept with him.

by Jo July 19, 2003