JO's definitions

platch

To follow through slightly when farting - or indeed burping.

'That sounded like a wet fart. You didn't just platch did you'

by Jo July 26, 2004

chexican

chinese mexican

by jo September 13, 2003

snazz

form of snazzy. can be used in many ways, both serious and piss-taking.

wow, that coat is so snazz
you're looking a little snazz today
yeah, that's well snazz mate (pikeyish version)

by jo December 28, 2003

simkaka

girl of an indian nature with thick black, greasy oiled hair normally in two french plaits. She wears thick rimmed glasses and you will normally find one hanging round the local gol gupay shop in west punjab or julander. Her actions : sniffing her finger and shouting out "MAHAAA!"

"ewwwww what the hell is that?! Oh, its just a simkaka!"

by jo April 25, 2005

pennyhooker

Pennyhooker- A hooker who is paid in penny's.
Pennyhooker- A hooker who isnt worth more then penny's

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hooker penny lace

by jo January 2, 2005

marianna

1.a awsome friend to laugh with and to talk on the fone with

marianna k is a cool person and her name is marianna

by jo January 25, 2005

mashed taters

a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.

"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"

by jo February 5, 2003