Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.
by JO$E Ortiz May 08, 2007
n. acronym for "fat lower pussy area", pronounced "fli-puh", like the dolphin...if he were gangster.
"I was about to hit that, until her panties came off and I saw she had a flpa that looked more like utters than a camel toe."
by JO$E Ortiz May 08, 2007
"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"
"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."
"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."
by JO$E Ortiz May 08, 2007