Definitions by JO$E Ortiz

Chuff 

n. Chub + Muff...nuff said.

"Did you catch the lesbian sumo match last night on ESPN 8 - 'The Ocho'?"

"Yea, there was some serious chuff-diving going on."

Chuff by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007

Doo Carpet

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

Doo Carpet by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007

Flpa 

n. acronym for "fat lower pussy area", pronounced "fli-puh", like the dolphin...if he were gangster.

"I was about to hit that, until her panties came off and I saw she had a flpa that looked more like utters than a camel toe."

Flpa by JO$E Ortiz May 22, 2007