JImmy's definitions

wildsexyguy21

Sloppy bottom from Windsor.

He's got sloppy bottom syndrome.

by Jimmy March 2, 2005

Gooch boys

Males who share their gooch's

Hey, can I see gooch tonight?
No, not tonight my girlfriend is coming round.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

landover baptist

A derogotory term for anyone, normally 50yr old virgins, who love the cock so hard it hurts them to see.

ME:Your dad is a landover baptist
EVERYONE ELSE:shut up you poon

by Jimmy April 22, 2005

chepstow

1. A Jumper
2. To pot a ball on a pool table by hitting another ball first.

1. Thats a smart chepstow mate
2. He's just done a chepstow

by Jimmy October 30, 2004

smullet

the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!

That guy has a smullet!

by Jimmy January 25, 2004

cock

the male unit used to urinate or have sex; synonym: penis

That`s a huge cock!

by Jimmy January 7, 2006

rainbow party

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?

OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005