JIm's definitions

scallies

The plural of scally, meaning a group of young uneducated townies.

Stuart: Hey mate, look at that group of chavvy kids.
Paul: What a bunch of scallies!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

super ted

a large female of the black origin, usually with a big bumper

cor blimey, look at that super ted!

by jim July 15, 2003

chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.

Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!

by Jim June 29, 2006

Statch

An underage girl. Combination of the words statutory, as in statutory rape, the penalty for copulating with a minor, and the word Snatch, slang for a Vagina which is also used in reference to a female of the species.

'Andy, you only want that job working at the mall because you like chasing statch.'

by Jim March 25, 2005

stunt

To buy a car, or other expensive possesions with a stolen credit card.

J Kwon tried to stunt, but got busted when the dealership asked for ID.

by Jim May 13, 2005

iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

sweety-dee

general sign that you think something is very good. Used by towny/chav types, often in reference to new nova/corsa parts.

'Baz has just got a new nova, and 'e's just gone and slammed it daaahn to 2 inches!'
'oh, schlick mate, schweety-fuckin'-dee!'

by Jim January 21, 2005