glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory

jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?

by jim April 02, 2004

cuznoped

falling on face due to haveing sex withh beautiful spanish women

Jim cuznoped after his night with Isabella.

by jim June 01, 2003

Cipher

v. to think or figure out. refers to mathematical calculations in particle.

"lemme cipher up the bill"

by jim June 25, 2003

wgat

1.wgat is the lazy mans way of saying what.
2. A spelling error made on occasion by people who cant find keys on the keybaord. Usually Stands for "What"

Postmaster224: I hate you
Surfer87: Wgat?

by Jim July 04, 2003

chup

A word to describe something which you feel is of poor standard or just shit.

John: Hey mate, what do you think of my new burberry baseball cap?
Jim: That looks totally chup mate - you like like a right chavvy!!

by Jim July 19, 2004

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 09, 2003

cloits

A meat of unknown origin served in French restaurants.

"I'll have the onion soup and the cloits please."

by Jim July 01, 2003