headmonster

some who suck on dick alot

jenn is such a head monster.

by jimmy April 14, 2004

slimer

When you're done banging a chick, and you busted your nut inside her, and instead of just shutting up and leaving you alone, she opens her legs and wipes her dripping vagina on your thigh. Truly the worst sensation of all time.

I knew that broad was supposed to be filthy in bed, but I had no idea she was going to pull a slimer.

May also be used as a verb, i.e. "She slimed me."

by Jimmy December 17, 2003

hoser

Derived from the term used by popular Canadian icons Bob and Doug Mackenzie. The literal definition of a hoser, according to Bob and Doug, is "What you call your little brother when your mom's in the room."

Take off, eh? You're such a hoser.

by Jimmy September 04, 2004

vanity

Your personality;you as a person.

Don't attack my vanity.

by Jimmy January 21, 2004

rainbow party

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?

OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

Dorkette

Super cool Christian-girl hottie.

Abby is such a dorkette it's unbelievable.

by Jimmy October 17, 2004

the shablablu

when mike tougas is makin a move on somebody at the water park

when mike was hittin on that ulgy girl at sunsplash

by jimmy August 06, 2003