Lmtto

It is a new variation on the commonly used lmao in msn messaging. It stands for 'Laugh My Tight Toosh Off'. It is often accompanied with the tongue bearing smiley emoticon in an msn conversation and follows a humorous remark.

"Lmtto. That's the funniest thing i've ever heard."

by Jim June 18, 2006

hornsby's

The greatest drink on earth, an apple flavored hard cider.

Oi mate, hand me a Hornsby's

by jim March 11, 2004

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

pns

short for penis, often used in irc

jason loves to suck the big black pns

by jim January 16, 2003

LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

nickel nine

A nickel-plated nine-millimeter semi automatic handgun often used by would be gangsters and well known rap artists.

1. Shut yo mouth foo before I bust a cap in yo ass with my nickel nine.

2. Nickel nine nigga, floss you die quicker. (Mase)

by Jim January 2, 2005

francis louis boulevard

big boulevard in queens
good place to go wit a fast car, or if you wanna holla at hos
however, there are alotta cops givin tickets
the best place go to around is the 3.5 mile strip north of 495, in bayside
the only thing to do is drive round

-i just got my 302 fixed, wanna go to frannie lou?
-yeah, we'll leave at like 10
-aight

by jim August 24, 2004