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jizworm

A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.
"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"
by jim February 17, 2004
mugGet the jizwormmug.

Spyware

Spyware is installed without your knowing. It is able to change your homepage, give you massive porno ads, change your WALLPAPER (I know a friend that it happened to) and slow down your computer. Get rid of it using ad-aware. Also see saten, evil, geeks malware and adware
Would you like to subscribe to a free hentai E-Zine?

-Spyware popup
by Jim June 21, 2004
mugGet the Spywaremug.
A combination of a number of STDs or sexually transmitted diseases. A dirty bitch to stay away from.
That skank has H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B
by Jim November 10, 2003
mugGet the H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia Bmug.

Zion

1. Zion or "Shion", meaning literally "The Pure In Heart"

2. A place, defined in scriptural texts as a hill, city or continent, where the holy dwell and deity has His throne.

3. A mythical place of holdout in a popular movie "The Matrix".
And my people shall be called Zion, The Pure In Heart.

Ascend the hill Zion to the Lord's holy temple-or-Zion, a city on a hill.

The Matrix-One of the coolest movies of the last 50 years.
by Jim November 5, 2004
mugGet the Zionmug.

Chode

The skin inbetween your ball sack and your red eye.
My balls are sticking to my chode right now.
by Jim January 22, 2004
mugGet the Chodemug.

punk-ass

weak, loser, one unworthy of respect.
by Jim May 6, 2003
mugGet the punk-assmug.

Shuey

by Jim February 1, 2003
mugGet the Shueymug.

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