by Jim November 27, 2003
i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore
by jim July 23, 2003
Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.
by Jim April 02, 2005
college student #1: I heard the funnel was getting a keg tonight
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again
college student #2: Great, i spent my last 5 bucks on kentacohut, i guess ill have to use laundry quarters again
by jim March 09, 2005
1. Unit of measurement equal to the death of one million people by nuclear explosion.
2. The world's state of the art speed metal band.
2. The world's state of the art speed metal band.
by Jim April 21, 2003