pland'r

peace love and respect, a phrase coined by lionheart.

he showed pland'r to all.

by Jim December 17, 2003

bird

bothered. used sarcastically, so if u said 'im canny bird' it would actually mean 'i really dont care'

bird
im bird
im canny bird
pretty bird like

by jim March 04, 2003

baruch

n. the buttcrack hanging out of someone's pants.

i was so freaking disgusted when her baruch was hanging out all over.

by jim September 04, 2004

west point weapons check

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16

"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

by jim April 02, 2004

Smallville

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

by Jim November 25, 2004

swivel

To fix something.

Im going to swivel the car.

by Jim January 01, 2004

k.b.

high-quality sensimilla marijauna, abbr. Kind Bud(s)

K.B. may be more expensive, but it's better for you.

by jim June 24, 2003