22 definitions by JH

girt

large, great. (dialect, dorset uk)

- girt big donkey dick
- girt smelly cheese

by JH January 3, 2004

frell

a non-taboo replacement for fuck. (tv series, 'Farscape')

note: rarely used in the sense, "to engage in sexual intercourse".

- we're all frelled.
- what the frell?
- frell!

by JH January 3, 2004

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 6, 2003

Ounk

A foreign slang for "Hottie". Mostly used by strange man when complimenting SPECIAL girls. This word is directed to people who have short hair and the cutest smile.

Marcie is an Ounk. She is the greatest.

by JH May 28, 2003

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

Cock

A devise on men that doubles as a pool thermometer and a hot girl detector

Here let me use my cock to check the pool temp.

by JH May 12, 2014

doik

a foolish, nerdy person who tries too hard.

what a doik

by JH January 13, 2004