Definitions by JFK Shot First

John Wilkes Booth

The man who did Lincoln extra dirty

John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty

John Wilkes Booth by JFK Shot First May 28, 2018

Scalper 

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.

Scalper by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017

Bandwagon 

Joining a popular trend because you don't want to be an individual thinker

Dave: I love these fidget spinners , you can do tricks with them it's so cool!
Johnny: Bandwagon!

Bandwagon by JFK Shot First May 29, 2017