JFK Shot First's definitions

Scalper

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.

by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017

John Wilkes Booth

The man who did Lincoln extra dirty

John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty

by JFK Shot First May 28, 2018

Bandwagon

Joining a popular trend because you don't want to be an individual thinker

Dave: I love these fidget spinners , you can do tricks with them it's so cool!
Johnny: Bandwagon!

by JFK Shot First May 29, 2017