whats your damage

A rather nice way of saying "Are you a fucking idiot."

Did you eat a retard sandwhich for breakfast...good golly whats your damage?

by jessica March 30, 2004

iaks

It's a knee slapper- a word used by few a different way of saying lol

person 1: he fell in a mud hole
preson 2: omg! iaks!

by Jessica April 25, 2005

Facky

Something so stupid that there is really no point to it.

That television show is so freakin facky.

That person is facky

by Jessica September 18, 2003

jigga

Its another word for a male friend.

A guy greets a male friend "What's up jigga?"

by Jessica November 18, 2004

rice bowl

A stupid insult my dad uses when I talk about anything pertaining to my affliction with yellow fever.

Me)Parry Shen (see Better Luck Tomorrow) is so HOT!
Dad)Stop talking about that fucking rice bowl.
Me) (under breath) fucking racist baka

Yeah, I got a little bit of the Wapanese thing going on, SO FUCKING WHAT? It's what I'm into, at least I HAVE a hobby, unlike the stupid trolls lurking here!

by Jessica March 14, 2004

Avril Lavigne

She's the best singer in the world NOT a poser and NOT punk! she's HERSELF and thats what rock about her! She comes from Napanee, Ontario Canada (CANADA ROCKS!) She fights for what she wants and noone eever going to make her do something she does nbot want to . She's an inspiration to alot of girls and shes a great rolmodle.Shes gonne triple platnum for both of her CD's and is currently on her "Bonez" international Tour! GO AVRIL GO!

Me: OMG Guess What!!!
friend:What??
Me:Im gonna see avril in sepember!!!!!!!!
friend:OMG NOW WAY!
Me:I KNOW!



ps:To all who ppl who says shes a poser ;shes not the poser you guys are how the hell could she be a poser if shes being herself?

by jessica September 03, 2005

madonna-whore complex

A man with a madonna-whore complex is a man who will sleep with and lust for a sexual and beautiful woman but he will never respect her as "wife" material and he will never marry her. In his eyes, she is tainted, impure, unworthy of the status of wife---yet he may possess passionate and contradictory feelings for her. He may even be in love with her but will never allow himself to be with her in any real sense.
He will look for a "good girl" to marry---usually a woman who is cold sexually but, for example, is good at "wifely" domestic things: cooking, cleaning, homemaking in general, etc. A proper, pure "madonna" type woman who will bear his children.

Tony Soprano all the way.

by JESSICA February 24, 2004