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townsin

Derived from the word Tow, Town and Sin. Farmers would always try so hard to tow large objects through Town, Due to the thin alley ways, the Farmers would haev a bitch of a time towing these items (such as farm equiptment and cows) through town, that they would often swear and curse, thus sinning in town, while towing; thus they were commiting a town sin.

Because these items were so hard to tow, and often would never co-operate, and would cause these men to curse and swaer... this word gained a new meaning. and soon became a slang for the word stubborn, or dificult.
"hunny did you get a loan from your brother", "NO he's to fucking townsin to give me a fucking dime!!"

"this question is so Townsin"

"That girl is so Townsin, she even argues with herself"
by Jeremy March 29, 2005
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Heroine chic

To be or to appear like a heroine addict, but to take it one step further and stylize your addictness. This includes frail, thin arms, largely exposed collarbones, thin bleached blonde hair. Often seen with a "tobacco cigarette" in their hands.
by Jeremy November 6, 2004
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Corrupt

The act of de-virginizing a certain area of a house, car or random parts of the woods.
Me: Dude, Earin and I just got through corrupting my step-dad's truck in a church parking lot.

You: By God, That's a double whammy!
by Jeremy October 1, 2004
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SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.
Dude, he knows all about the SHM...
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
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funkadelic

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome
Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!
by Jeremy January 25, 2004
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A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.
We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?
by Jeremy December 23, 2004
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Cheeky Bonks

Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.
"Sup G check out my new Cheeky Bonks"
"Yo man, where your Cheeky Bonks be at?"
by Jeremy July 5, 2004
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