gangster

What are you talking about? I've never even heard of a black gangster. Gang member, yeah, but not a gansgter. Gangster's, the real ones, are hardcore Italian.
wannabe: "Yo, sup, man, why you gettin all in my crib and face, dawg?!"

gangster: "I prefer that you speak english if you do not want me and my boys to see that you are "six feet under" very soon."

wannabe: "Whatchyo talking about, foo! That be some tight sheet!"

gangster: "very well. you have made your choice. I shall see that you get a proper funeral with the fish, so that you do not disturb me any longer."
(shoots him with a machine gun)
by Jeremy March 07, 2005
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Sir Alex

Term used to refer to any deeply miserable and extremely pedantic Scotsman. In reality, there are very few Scotsmen who don't meet this description.
This is my mate Del, he's a regular Sir Alex...
by Jeremy March 10, 2005
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Shag Ass

To run fast.
by Jeremy March 23, 2004
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monkorn

my monkorn ate my penis
by jeremy August 28, 2003
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cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.
Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.
by Jeremy November 26, 2004
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Meat Flab

by Jeremy November 27, 2004
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warstories

War Stories is the whackidy jackidy..
Rubbin it raw...
Chocking the chicken..
Etc.
Daaaaammmmmnnnn.... She'd be so great to do war stories to!
"Can I take your picture?"
by Jeremy January 05, 2004
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