JEff's definitions

dur

1.an incredibly stupid sound that is made when someone does somthing stupid..
2. a cat's face

dur.... how dumb does that person look.

by jeff March 31, 2004

double duce

1)The most convienient way to flip someone the bird when wearing boxing gloves. Other methods (behind the back, around the world.)
2)Strongbad's favorite way to flip someone the bird

*POOSHFFFFF* The Double Duce!

by Jeff September 11, 2003

weenis

A very small penis. A wee penis.

Damn that's a little weenis!

by Jeff April 21, 2004

uber

Uber meaning above all.... Untouchable!

CKR is more uber than JSB!!!

by jeff December 15, 2003

fandangle

1. socializing with another at an inappropriate time

2. the presence of an object in which it interrupts the natural course of events of a situation

1. Jeff looked at Brandon in disgust and said "Stop fandangling with that ombudsman!"

2. Mom shook her finger at her son Jeff and said "I don't wan't you to leave your skateboard fandangling around here."

by Jeff March 12, 2004

Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

by Jeff September 13, 2003

drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

by Jeff December 20, 2004