JEff's definitions

flungacha

A person who consumes his own fecal matter.

Verb : That shit eater flungachas all day

Noun : Don't eat that shitwhat are you a flungacha

by Jeff November 9, 2003

ignospeach

Speaking or voicing an opinion about something you know nothing about.

See also ingoramous or bullshit artist.

When you are asked if an electric motor is and induction motor you say "yes it's all ball bearings".

by Jeff February 16, 2005

spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

by Jeff September 23, 2004

shamz

the act of giving oral sex; usually by a stolle or a traulup.

that stolle just gave me some great shamz behind the dumpster.

by jeff December 7, 2004

The Kinks

1 awesome sound + 2 cool brothers = kinks 4-ever

I'll bust a cap in anyone who messes with Ray Davies.

by Jeff January 18, 2004

ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

by Jeff August 31, 2004

Big Skinny

1)A very skinny girl who tries to have a big friend to heavier people but fails because she is just too skinny.

2)Someone that is so skinny that they appear big due to their stretched out vertical nature.

"Look at that girl who is trying to be nice to that fat boy. She is a big skinny"

or

Wow i thought she was like 150lb, but i guess shes just a big skinny.

by jeff January 20, 2004