San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.
"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

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by Jeff September 05, 2004
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Slamtastic

Hittin', Bangin', Fly, Dope, etc.
Aw yeah!! That new Kool Keith CD is Slamtastic, yo!
by Jeff December 07, 2003
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cmptrnrd16

A prestiges internet user. Has his own blog and frequents the TeamXbox message board where he has built up fame, trust, and a small following of loyal followers.
trust me, cmptrnrd16 is cool.
by Jeff January 07, 2004
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Grundlebraider

One who braids abnormally long grundle hair (nifkin or taint hair.)
After receiving a pony tail instead of a french braid, jaay went back to his neighborhood grundlebraider and demanded his money back.
by Jeff September 01, 2003
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Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
by Jeff August 24, 2004
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shittacular

Oh man that was this shittacularest party!
Or that lady is shit
by Jeff July 23, 2003
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HSB

by jeff June 09, 2004
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