JEff's definitions

dangler

Usually used as a hockey term. A dangler noun refers to a player who can deke out or "undress" the opposing player.

Watch out, #2 is a dangler

by Jeff July 27, 2004

Property of Ones

A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all

Acording to the Property of Ones, this one has a low oneitude level

by Jeff October 8, 2003

poo

usually accompanied with "winnie the." ALso, used in Star Trek allot, when you poo and don't wipe good enough, you have a Klingon, more wiping is required.

Hey, do you have to poo.
Nope, just smells that way because of the klingon.

by jeff April 30, 2004

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004

slutshername

The slut whose name you don't know but will fuck anything she can.

Who was that chick? You know, slutshername. The chick you wanted to fuck.

by jeff January 27, 2004

Robotard

slang; reffering to someone who trips on Dextromethorphan
similar to MJ's stoner

look at that Damn robotard!
damnable robotard!

by Jeff November 30, 2005

bastoy

to baste someone in the ass of a turkey when you are high on crack

look at that bastoy boy son of a bitched apple

by jeff February 9, 2004