JEff's definitions

caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor

The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry

by Jeff January 21, 2004

Motion City Soundtrack

My Favorite band who i've seen a bunch of times and hung out with them and theyre super fun and know me by name and its cool, listen to them. theyre touring with blink 182 soon, but thats not a reflection on them as a band. go to www.purevolume.come/motioncitysoundtrack to hear some of their stuff, or just go to www.motioncitysoundtrack.com for more info. These guys are gonna be huge, id bet a million dollars on it.
Justin - Lead Vocals, Guitar
Josh - Backup Vocals, Guitar
Matt - Backup Vocals, Bass
Jessie - Moog (YES MOOG IS GOD)
Tony - Kickass kickin ass drummer


i suggest them to my highest authority. see them live, listen to their album, YOU NEED TO
album is called "I am the movie"

I am Jeff, I am in the condiment crew. MCS Rocks my world.

by Jeff January 25, 2004

slutshername

The slut whose name you don't know but will fuck anything she can.

Who was that chick? You know, slutshername. The chick you wanted to fuck.

by jeff January 27, 2004

Wagmen

A person who tries to help out miserable creatures like Jeffs but fail tragicly because the jeff is a lost cause or because the Wagmen has no idea what she is talking about.

Wow, look at that wagmen, she is just wasting her time trying to help that pathetic boy.

by jeff January 28, 2004

lamez0r

The act of being lame or lamo. Used to insult n00bs and g00ns when they show their lameness. Can also be used to curse a bad situation. Only 1337 haxx0rs are able to utilize this uberawesome word.

"Look! That Katie is so lamez0r!"

"Garbage! That shot was lamez0r!"

by Jeff January 29, 2004

bald bill

An awesome guy in law school class who tries (sometimes unsucessfully) to keep it real.

Oh man. That Ryan guy is no Tomer, he's just bald billing it today.

by jeff January 30, 2004

kilby

1. Verb - To present the facade of an exciting evening out with friends strictly to leave one's house.

2. Verb - To create a deceptively convenient situation in order to attain a ride somewhere, subsequently needing to be driven home. Often with little or no warning, and always involving bait.

3. Noun - One who engages in the aformentioned schemes.

1. "Dude where the fuck is everybody?! You fucking kilbied me!"

2. "The young man realized he had no wheels so he kilbied a friend into taking him, seducing him with beer."

3. "Fuckin' kilby."

by Jeff February 3, 2004