JEff's definitions

split twister

when a bunch of guys fuck a girl in the ass,pussy,both ears,tittys,givin head,and givin hand jobs to to men

we gave this fat chick a split twister

by jeff November 9, 2003

poo stain

The residual shit stain that cannot be removed from one's underpants.

After several washes Dave's long poo stain remained apparent on his titey whiteys.

by Jeff February 12, 2004

Free Mandela

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.

"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."

by Jeff February 15, 2005

The Kinks

1 awesome sound + 2 cool brothers = kinks 4-ever

I'll bust a cap in anyone who messes with Ray Davies.

by Jeff January 18, 2004

snoogling

Men sword fighting each other with their genitalia.

David and Kyle are fond of snoogling each other in Kyle's office during breaks.

by jeff November 16, 2004

Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

by jeff May 13, 2005

bust a cap

To fire a gun (military slang from the days of percussion cap and ball firearms before the manufacture of individual cartidges consisting of a metal casing holding a bullet, gunpowder and a primer that fired when struck by a firing pin or hammer.)

We heard some people busting caps a couple of klicks up the trail.

by jeff August 13, 2004