Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Headstop

The act of grabbing on to her ears to stop her from giving you head, as to move on to better things.

I had to use the "Headstop" maneuver on her so her girl friend could have a chance.

by Jeff September 16, 2004

fuckus

The act of causing a fucking ruckus (fuk-us)

The bitch caused a FUCKUS in Staples before I shot her in her vag with a potatoe gun.

by jeff April 26, 2005

desaparecidos

It's kind of like Green Day, but a whole lot better.

DESAPARECIDOS is difficult to spell

by Jeff May 06, 2005

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 02, 2005

Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.

At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."

by Jeff September 02, 2006

poop cycling

An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.

Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!

by Jeff November 09, 2003