gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff October 25, 2004

stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

by Jeff March 23, 2006

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

by Jeff April 06, 2005

adish

a word to describe somebody who is too lovely, too wonderful, too amazing for any other word

I love you, adish.

by Jeff December 05, 2003

antiwar protestor

Someone who believes that despite ending Nazism, Communism, Slavery, and Fascism, war never accomplished anything.

See all those antiwar protestors that think we should not have gone into Afghanistan

by Jeff February 27, 2004

imaferretmaster

A master of ferrets, one who can command a weasle army to take over the planet Earth. However he is also a person, one bad ass mofo who will own your mother in a sweatshop if you cross him wrong.

Imaferretmaster is one hot bastard!
I want to fuck Imaferretmaster.

by Jeff March 18, 2005

typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.

I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.

by jeff January 24, 2005