reasil

Noun
1. An extremely deformed and rabid breed of mammal, known to live underground, frequently below objects yellow in color.
2. A retarded dinosaur.
3. One hell of a screenname.
4. Somebody that really likes yellow.
Adj.
1. Of a retarded, deformed, or mutated state.
2. Incredibly stupid. Incredibly.

Noun: "Oh man, theres a friggin huge reasil under my fridge, dude!" "Is your fridge yellow?" "Well... yeah..." "You had it coming then."
Adj.
"Dude, your house is hella reasil. Why does it have to be so reasil all the time? You really need to fix this place up."

by Jeff October 26, 2003

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

by Jeff April 05, 2004

swaino

This guy who sleeps in the bedroom next to me, especially if he's hot.

There was this guy who was my roommate and he was a swaino....but then I'm gay.

by Jeff August 18, 2003

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

Kikyo

A stupid bitch thats always throwing Inuyasha off track and upsetting Kagome.

After Kikyo is a major character in an episode, it usually takes Inuyasha and or Kagome an episode or two to recover.

by Jeff September 15, 2004

Happy Negro

A black man stealing his neighbors tv.

THe more expensive the tv the more Happy the Negro is.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

mulecup

When one cups his hand, farts in his cupped hand and hold it to the mouth and nostril of a buddy, much like a mule's feading bag.

After sex, I gave my lesbian girlfriend a mulecup and kicked her ass out of my bed.

by jeff April 01, 2005