JESUS's definitions

homosexualist

Gay or queer. As popularized by Daffyd from Little Britain

Daffyd is a homosexualist and a gayer.

by jesus January 13, 2004

zwiehander

A wide bladed sword used for crushing rather than cutting. Something i put through your skull.

Philosipher: The Sword is a mighty weapon... but the mind is mightier
Me: Says you
*crunch as his bones are crushed*

by jesus April 25, 2004

ponrod

large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed

my ponrod has an extra nut attached

by jesus April 26, 2003

Butt Rancher

The act of Dustin Petrovits settling in a large, rough peice of man ass.

Dustin Petrovits is a scrotum breathed, sausage smoking, butt ranching, homo-erotic cock jocky. Fuck You spick monkey!

by Jesus August 1, 2004

GGJRDIH

The acronym for Gotta Go, John Rhys-Davies Is Here

Sorry, GGJRDIH

by Jesus September 17, 2003

egg

A rugby-ball

Im off to chase an egg, see you after the rugby game.

by Jesus November 11, 2003

bksghetto1

jevito - some one who dresses nice.

cainisero - dominican meat killer and seller.
baja panty - some one girls get naked for

a male hormone that gets girls out of their clothes breaking olympic records

by jesus April 15, 2005