JESUS's definitions

Dipshit

1. a moron
2. an ignorant asshole
3. any person that labels themselves after music genres
4. a good percentage of the american public
5. a very nice word Maynard from Tool uses very well in describing people from L.A.
6. President Bush

You're a fucking dipshit if you think Bush is running the country well.

by Jesus January 16, 2004

schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

by Jesus April 29, 2004

hazzlet

cross refrence with fo shizzy

that guy be hazzletting

by Jesus June 4, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

jee whiz

A phrase often used by young children or homosexuals and can be replaced with "holy gollogers!" or "neato!"

by Jesus October 23, 2003

esher

The best college ever, has the best house parties imaginable and women.
better than richmond college

"yeah, i go to esher"
"oh the girls are buff in esher"

by jesus February 17, 2004

big hat, no cattle

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.

Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.

by Jesus March 29, 2004