The generalized term for a relationship held almost solely via Myspace. Either one only speaks to this person online, one rarely sees this person or one doesn't even know who this person is.
"I had a myspaceship with her just long enough for her to post a 'You've been hit by the Sexy Truck!' chain-mail comment on my profile."
by Jessica October 07, 2006
s retard that is a klutz and sucks cock and masturbates his moms dick. He enjoys the sight of naked dogs and men. If you see him on the street make sure that you call the animal control and if you are armed attack him. Even though he is 3 feet tall and it will be hard to spot him one the street.
by Jessica March 16, 2005
this nasty ass orange,yellowish shit incrusted on the ballz and he got is soo bad he gotta have sumone help him scrap it off or the DR. said his nuts are gunna fall off!Dat means that yo man dont wash his jewlz ladies ya gotta kick him to the curb! ya feel me!
jess~"yo megan, your man got ball cheese so bad i can smell his rank ass from here!"
megg~ "ya i know he asked me to help him scrap da shit off, i was like hell no fool, you trippin!"
megg~ "ya i know he asked me to help him scrap da shit off, i was like hell no fool, you trippin!"
by JESSICA July 14, 2004
A show MTV created because of the popularity of Laguna Beach. Star Lauren or L.C. and her ditzy friend Heidi decide to live on their "own" in the hills (L.A.), but even though neither has a full time paying job they somehow miraculously have money to pay for everything. Watch out for a cameo of Jason from Laguna Beach. "Reality" t.v only O.C. obsessed teens could believe.
Lets go watch the hills where Heidi will convince 18 year olds everywhere they can get a party job with no education.
by Jessica June 16, 2006
One who likes to eat out a girl while she is on her period. This practice (also known as giving a rainbow kiss) is very risky as to diseases and is also probably the most disgusting thing known to man.
by Jessica April 26, 2004
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