JEM's definitions

dak

Extremely conservative guy on the NG Politics BBS

Dak is such an asshole.

by jem April 25, 2006

Spread the cheese

To give someone anal sex and clean one's partner's anus before commencing.

You spread the cheese you faggot!

by Jem August 16, 2004

shizen houzen

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,

thats shizen houzen

by jem October 16, 2003

Los Angeles

The only place in the world where a person can be seen flipping someone off with one hand, talking on a cell phone, reading the newspaper and drinking a latte, all while doing 90 in the right lane of the thruway.

When I moved from Pennsylvania to Los Angeles I sold my car and killed myself.

by jem March 5, 2004

Agritang

stevie hanna on a Saturday night at dr browns, agri short for agritang

"do you know lettuce?" "what?" "lettuce buck ye yeooo" "mate your agritang lek"

by jem October 3, 2016

gday

derived from the words 'good' and 'day', gday is an australian word used to greet ones mate buddy or cobber.

person 1: gday mate, how goes it true blue fair dinkum aussie bloke?
person 2: it goes great cobber, hows yourself?
person 1: well my missus has been mad at me because i stayed at the pub too long drinking emu export
person 2: dont worry buddy, come around to my place later and we can watch the footy and drink booze
person 1: your a true mate cob, fair dinkum

by Jem January 4, 2005

moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

by Jem November 4, 2003