Definitions by JEM

Los Angeles 

The only place in the world where a person can be seen flipping someone off with one hand, talking on a cell phone, reading the newspaper and drinking a latte, all while doing 90 in the right lane of the thruway.

When I moved from Pennsylvania to Los Angeles I sold my car and killed myself.

Los Angeles by jem March 5, 2004

croxton 

One who is talented, easy-on-the-eye, wealthy, sagacious, generous and meek. Applies strictly to the under 30's; a male croxton over 30 is the antithesis of the above definition

That chap at Cardale design; he's a true Croxton

croxton by Jem January 29, 2004

Birds nest 

reference to female genitalia

person - 'i pecked her birds nest!'

Birds nest by jem December 12, 2003

EasyTiger 

Nickname for Jem. Website : www.easytigeronline.co.uk

EasyTiger by Jem November 4, 2003

easy tiger 

Yorkshire term 'Easy, Tiger!' meaning calm down.

'I'm gonna kill you'
'Easy, Tiger!'

easy tiger by Jem November 4, 2003

moopet

Another way of saying 'muppet', less harsh way of saying 'idiot'.

"I just caught myself in my fly"
"Deary me, you moopet!"

moopet by Jem November 4, 2003

shizen houzen 

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,

thats shizen houzen

shizen houzen by jem October 16, 2003