shizen houzen

dervired from the german word shizen meaning shit and with the addition of houzen meaning house,

thats shizen houzen

by jem October 16, 2003

downhill skiing

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.

Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.

by jem August 17, 2004

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004

croxton

One who is talented, easy-on-the-eye, wealthy, sagacious, generous and meek. Applies strictly to the under 30's; a male croxton over 30 is the antithesis of the above definition

That chap at Cardale design; he's a true Croxton

by Jem January 29, 2004

Los Angeles

The only place in the world where a person can be seen flipping someone off with one hand, talking on a cell phone, reading the newspaper and drinking a latte, all while doing 90 in the right lane of the thruway.

When I moved from Pennsylvania to Los Angeles I sold my car and killed myself.

by jem March 05, 2004

Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.

Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.

by Jem August 16, 2004

Birds nest

reference to female genitalia

person - 'i pecked her birds nest!'

by jem December 12, 2003