JEBUS's definitions

herpes

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".

"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"

by Jebus January 15, 2005

catholic

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.

Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.

by Jebus March 25, 2005

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

Gaytona 500

a sexual reference used by gay men when having sex

"eewww ,im gonna give it to you like the Gaytona 500...fast and rough!"

by jebus January 15, 2004

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003

Tour Wrap

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.

The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!

by Jebus April 13, 2005

fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex

god damn that starburst was fucktabulous

by Jebus December 10, 2002