JEBUS's definitions

gfdgdf

your face

ew your ugly

by jebus March 7, 2004

cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.

What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?

by Jebus January 26, 2005

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003

Tour Wrap

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.

The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!

by Jebus April 13, 2005

fadeawaybitch

get your bitch on at www.fadeawaybitch.com
we love urbandictionary.com!

jebus is tired with his job and has some juicy email threads from his boss that the world should see. he posted them on fadeawaybitch.com!

by jebus August 14, 2003

Snoopy

Fifty year old dog, who kicks more ass than seabass

you makein fun of sNoopy BITCH, ill kill you

by Jebus December 10, 2002

bonjurity

Bonjurity is a way of saying 'hello how are you?' without actually saying a sentance! the joys of it all!!

"bonjurity old chap"

by Jebus March 10, 2004