JDawg 316's definitions

fat fuck

An overweight good for nothing person who refuses to work and relies on other people to take care of them.

After Brent walked out on his job he became nothing more to his family than a fat fuck.

by JDawg 316 July 14, 2016

socks sex

When a male and female wear only a pair of socks during sexual intercourse

Chad has erectile dysfunction but for some reason when his girl Keristan walks around the house naked with only her socks on he get's a boner so they have socks sex at night to keep him pleased!

by JDawg 316 April 13, 2016

canal

The soft spot between a girls thighs where a guy can rest his boner at night.

Chad 's boner was tired so he placed it in Keirsten's canal and filled it up with a river of semen.

by JDawg 316 April 2, 2016

beast in bed

When a man throws his woman onto a bed and ravish's her like a wild animal.

Amie - So I heard you and Chad hooked up last night?
Keirsten - Oh yeah he is a regular Beast In Bed!
Amie - Meow!!!

by JDawg 316 June 23, 2016

full of sperm

A sexual active guy who has sex with many different girls and usually they end up pregnant!

Maci : Hey did you see that Kelly, Keirsten, and Katie were all expecting!
Jamie : Yeah that would be a result of Chad He's full of sperm and never's hears the word no!
Maci : Oh shit me and Chad were together last night I hope I'm not pregnant too!
Jamie : Well he fucked me last week but luckly we were wearing rubbers!

by JDawg 316 April 1, 2016

Kenny G Style

When you make sweet love to a woman for numerous hours accompanied by Kenny G music!

Chad went Kenny G Style on Keirsten after there date they were moanin and bonin all night!

by JDawg 316 April 28, 2016

bitch slap

It's what one girl does to another girl who is sleeping with her man and she finds out

Brandi : Chad was fucking Heather and Katie last night until Keirsten walked in on them she gave them both a bitch slap from hell I guess you don't mess with her man!

Julie : I can't believe she would do that to her mother and sister!

by JDawg 316 April 8, 2016