Friend hunting

The action of forcing someone to be ur friend mainly when ur lonely

Lonely person: BE MY FRIEND BE MY FRIEND NOWWWWW
potential friend: no stop friend hunting ur not getting them
Lonely person: THEN U DIE

by JDMF April 06, 2024

Elmore junior high

Literally the best school to go to

Person 1: so what school do u go to

Person 2: Elmore junior high

Person 1: TAKE ME WITH U

by JDMF June 22, 2024

My 6th grade class

My annoying ass class where everyone targeted me for completely no reason and blaming it on me I’m not even being a whiny ass brat it’s true when I was student leader they straight up went crazy and then later a new teacher came AND SHE BELIEVED ALL THEY SAID wow they were such dumbasses OH YEAH AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION EVERYTIME SOMEONE FARTED THEY BLAMED IT ALL ON ME but in seventh grade some became friends after REALIZING THEY WERE WRONG AND NOT ME

Me: my 6th grade class is so annoying
Tiewray: how
Me: straight up targeting me for no reason
Tiewray: skill issue
Me: BITCH SHUT UP *slaps tiewray*
Tiewray: OW
*later in seventh grade*
Christian: guys think about how we were all wrong in this
Devin: fr
Jay: fr tho
Ramel: WADDUP JDMF *daps him up*
Me: yessir

by JDMF December 11, 2023

School staff

Annoying idiots who work at your school and are really annoying getting mad for little to no reason and other stuff and when someone talks back they get even more mad because they want to look like the good boy well guess what staff ur not ur the ones causing the problem

In the bustling cafeteria, a group of students laughs and chats over their lunch.

School staff member: "Hey, keep it down! This is a place for eating, not a concert hall!"

Student: "But everyone's talking, and it's lunchtime..."

School Staff member: "I don't care! You need to respect the rules."

Student: "Sorry, but it seems a bit unfair..."

School Staff member: "Excuse me? Are you talking back to me? I won't tolerate any disobedience! DETENTION!”

The student shrugs, knowing it's pointless to argue further, as the staff member's need to assert authority overrides any attempt at reasonable dialogue.

student 2: “oh my god the school staff are really annoying.”

School staff member: “get the fuck out!”

Student 2: “ok I don’t give a fuck dumb bitch nobody cares about ur dumbass literally getting mad at us for talking at lunch are you stupid get a life damn!”

School staff member: “I said get out your expelled!”

Student 2: “ok thanks away from this damn school!”

by JDMF March 28, 2024

(Indirectly mentioned)

When u see this on a list of characters it’s when someone is mentioned but not reffered to by name

In ripped pants

Characters

French Narrator
SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob's swim trunks (debut)
Sandy Cheeks
Squidward Tentacles (indirectly mentioned)
Larry the Lobster (debut)
Chef (debut)
Sports guy (debut)
Incidentals
Incidental 32 (debut)
Incidental 24 (debut; cameo)
Incidental 16 (debut)
Incidental 17 (debut)
Incidental 15 (debut)
Incidental 5 (debut)
Incidental 23 (debut)
Incidental 14 (debut)
Incidental 4 (debut)
Incidental 7 (debut)
Incidental 22 (debut)
Incidental 2 (debut)
Incidental 34 (debut)
Incidental 29 (debut)
Incidental 6 (debut)
Incidental 31 (debut)
Fred
Incidental 36 (debut)
Incidental 27 (debut)
Incidental 20 (debut)
Scooter (debut)
Incidental 37B (debut)
Incidental 37A (debut)
Incidental 10 (debut)
Incidental 13 (debut)
Incidental 18 (debut)
Incidental 9 (debut)
Incidental 39 (debut)
Incidental 41 (debut)
Incidental 40 (debut)
Incidental 155 (debut)
Incidental 8 (debut)
Incidental 21 (debut)
Incidental 46 (debut)
Incidental 49 (debut)
Incidental 47 (debut)
Incidental 48 (debut)
Incidental 45 (debut)
Incidental 3
Incidental 12 (debut)
Incidental 35 (debut)
Incidental 19 (debut)
Incidental 30
Incidental 42 (debut)
Incidental 24A (debut)
"Loser" incidentals (debut)
Loser 1 (debut)
Loser 2 (debut)
Loser 3 (debut)

Squidwards indirect mention

*spongebob becomes squidward with sand*
SpongeBob: hey Sandy who am I

by JDMF December 17, 2023

AMOGUS DORIOT

THE BEST COMMUNITY POST REPROST EVERYWHERE

Amogus: AMOGUS DORIOT
My mom: dorioto🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Amogus: *kills mom*
Me: *kills amogus*

by JDMF December 11, 2023

He’s flying

The best song from SpongeBob especially the first part

SpongeBob: I’m flying I’m flying
Fish: he’s flying he’s flying he’s really really flying
SpongeBob: they laughed they scoffed before I had lift off
Fish: but now he’s flying he’s flying high in the sky
SpongeBob: I’d love to hang around to say I told you so but it’s off to jellyfish fields I go

by JDMF December 04, 2023