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The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"
Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"
The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.
Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"
Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"
Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"
Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"
Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"
The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.
Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"
Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"
Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"
Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 6, 2024
Get the Short kids mug.That one annoying asshole who no one talks to and just jumps into conversations that they weren’t involved in not to mention no one was talking to them and they do this because they’re lonely as fuck
John: "So, Sarah, what do you think about going hiking this weekend?"
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
Sarah: "I'm all for it! The weather should be perfect."
Mark: "Hey, guys, have you ever tried rock climbing? I hear it's a great workout!"
John: *whispers to Sarah* "Looks like we've got a conversation jumper on our hands."
Sarah: *nods* "Yeah, it seems like Mark just can't resist jumping into our conversations."
by JDMF March 5, 2024
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*spongledobble absorbs it*
Mermaid man: he’s absorbing it like some evil sponge
*spongledobble absorbs it*
Mermaid man: he’s absorbing it like some evil sponge
by JDMF February 11, 2024
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Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play
Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
Me: bro it’s that obvious ima report u
Player 2: u can’t report someone for not knowing how to play
Me: I don’t care
player 3: hey stop doing false reports
by JDMF February 11, 2024
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Sentence 1
Josiah: she’s a background character
Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)
Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters
Josiah: she’s a background character
Jayden: no she’s a side character
Josiah: no she’s a background character
(Obviously background for me)
Sentence 2
Malachi: I’m the main character
Me: no I am
Kenheil: that’s cap
Javien: ur that one character who only appears in 2 episodes and doesn’t appear for the rest of the season
Javien: Excactly
Me: ur just mad because ur just side characters
by JDMF January 12, 2024
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A whole argument happens
Splendidred: reposts an image for the 2763rd time
Me inside: discord reposters are annoying
Me: dude stop
Splendidred: the chat is dying
Me: there’s a whole fucking argument wdym
Splendidred: reposts an image for the 2763rd time
Me inside: discord reposters are annoying
Me: dude stop
Splendidred: the chat is dying
Me: there’s a whole fucking argument wdym
by JDMF January 6, 2024
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