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1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.
2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.
2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.
Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”
by JD Ellis February 25, 2008
Get the Toddlerspeak mug.(Oh-dah-bah-man-ity) My toddler’s rendition of my wife’s favorite phrase from the ‘Hindenburg Disaster’… “Oh the humanity!”… used (in my wife’s context) as a lamentation for anything, and everything, that tests your mettle.
Example: Standing in line for the “Teacups” at Disneyland, my wife reads a small sign, “From this point your wait is 45 minutes.” To which my toddler Hayley announced in a loud voice, “ODABAMANITY!”
by JD Ellis February 24, 2008
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Get the Binky mug.(oh-bahm-noh-tyzed) Someone who is so deeply under the mesmerizing, hypnotic, spell of Barack Obama, they don’t even realize they’ve listened to him for two hours and he hasn’t actually said anything! “Hope, Change, Hope for Change, Change we can Believe in, Hopefully, while Changing Hope into Dreams, and Dreams into Change, and Change into… Yes We can… We Can Hope for Change!”
Example: “I’m sayin’ the chick is totally Obamnotized! When she tossed her thong onto the stage at his last rally, I said, Girl what the hell are you doing? And all she did was drool and mumble, Obama… Obama… Obama…!”
by JD Ellis February 21, 2008
Get the Obamnotized mug.1. Being unduly and unjustly imprisoned for political purposes.
2. Imprisonment for performance of your duty as an Officer of the Law.
2. Imprisonment for performance of your duty as an Officer of the Law.
Example: “So why are you in jail?” “That serial rapist I pulled off the little 8 year old girl in the park, filed assault charges against me!” “Dude, you realize you have been totally Ramos&Campioned here!”
by JD Ellis February 21, 2008
Get the Ramos&Campioned mug.A recent Communist recruit. As a neophyte Conservative is a‘Neo-Con”, so too, a neophyte Communist is a ‘Neo-Comm’.
by JD Ellis February 16, 2008
Get the Neo-Com mug.The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.
Example: “Historyvisonism will show, the Jews in the ‘Concentration Camps’ actually died of diseases, not gassing!” Or... “According to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!”
by JD Ellis February 16, 2008
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