by jd May 13, 2005
Get the yakmug. By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 05, 2005
Get the Maple Leafsmug. 
Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.
by JD February 01, 2005
Get the Torpedomug. An action, usually that takes place in a car (preferibly a Range Rover) and decribes the manor in which one is driving, usually overaggresive and at a high rate of speed.
Rolling Hard in the Double R.
He does not roll hard.
(it is also not uncommon for "nigga be driving" to follow this phrase.)
He does not roll hard.
(it is also not uncommon for "nigga be driving" to follow this phrase.)
by JD December 24, 2004
Get the Roll Hardmug. The inferior of the 2 sexes.
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
Has a penis- hideous looking sexual organ that should only be used in the dark.
a dog- only good for providing and procreation
to be spit upon
by jd February 19, 2005
Get the MANmug. When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.
by JD October 07, 2004
Get the Panda Bombmug.