by Jason June 10, 2004
A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.
syn. finger cuffs
syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
by Jason January 10, 2005
The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!
I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|
by Jason March 23, 2005
1. A person behaving in an idiotic manner. Typically used as a term for high school students acting stupid.
2. A lazy person.
2. A lazy person.
by Jason March 20, 2004
by Jason June 21, 2007
Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!
by Jason October 01, 2004
by Jason October 15, 2003