helicoptering

when you slap your penis round a womans face

Hey whats that bruise on your cheek?
Oh, thats just when finley helicoptered me.

by james March 10, 2003

Flag

Get the helicoptering mug.

FUA

acronym - internet-speak for "Fuck you all"

> FUA, you're all bastards!

by James September 08, 2003

Flag

Get the FUA mug.

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 07, 2004

Flag

Get the altered beast mug.

Half Mongrel

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.

This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.

by James November 02, 2004

Flag

Get the Half Mongrel mug.

Slamington

V. to displease another, possibly in relation to a lamington.

N. statement of displeasure.

This word, and all its derivitives, are the creation of St. Kevin's college students in Melbourne

"I dropped my lamington, slamington!"

by James November 15, 2003

Flag

Get the Slamington mug.