JAmes's definitions

helicoptering

when you slap your penis round a womans face

Hey whats that bruise on your cheek?
Oh, thats just when finley helicoptered me.

by james March 10, 2003

Golden Shower

1)To urinate on another human being for sexual gratification, usually by somebody who's never heard the words "personal" and "hygene" strung together in the same sentence.

"Jenny was running late for work, so instead of a regular shower involving hot water and soap, John just gave her a quick golden shower and she was on her way."

by James October 18, 2003

Mad Snickers

to don praise on to a person or object. this word dervives its meaning from the goodness of snickers candy bar.

Mad snickers to the A on that algebra test, man.

by james June 4, 2004

ya mama

insult

Usually used as short form for "your mother is a prostitute"

- you got a problem, punk??
- yeah, ya mama!

by James September 8, 2003

Slaggot

Combination of slag and maggot, used as an insult to a woman of supposed ill repute or a woman who is careless in her treatment of men.

"Tracy is such a slaggot!"

by James November 15, 2003

angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

by James January 25, 2004

spoo

I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".

"My spoo has too much fleem"

(after the meeting)

"Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."

by james July 15, 2004