JAmes's definitions

dirtball

A useless Mexican who lives in California and works for less than minimum wage.

The beaners who mow my lawn are dirtballs.

by James January 24, 2005

Scissor fight

When lesbians intertwine their legs and rub pussies together.

The two women lay on the bed in front of me and had an amazing scissor fight

by James March 10, 2003

World War III

The war that was supposed to happen in 1985, according to the novel written by British former General Sir John Hackett, entitled "The Third World War: The Untold Story".

Features the usual Cold War era nemeses (U.S.A. / U.S.S.R) and their respective allies (lackies) with fighting taking place in various theatres, notably central Europe and the Middle East.

First published in 1978, revised in 1982; commonly referred to under the genre of "future history", but can now of course be classified as "alternate history".

"The Third World War" makes references to much of the military hardware of the day (F-15 Eagle fighter jets, AH-64 Apache helicopter gunships, and Abrams tanks, just to name a few), as well as concentrated (but contained) nuclear attacks on Birmingham, UK and Minsk, USSR.

A very realistic and intriguing account of what COULD HAVE happened, but thank God, never did. And an excellent read.

by James August 11, 2004

serbigual

ADJ: in a grand sweeping fashion; Swooping.

She entered the room with serbigual grace.

by james March 21, 2003

Shloop

To drop a gentle hint during conversation about something that you want to be asked in more detail about, but do not want to change the subject to by yourself.

A serial shlooper would keep mentioning the name of someone they fancy, so that others will start to talk about her/him.

by James December 22, 2003

BLT

bacon lettuce tomato from McDonalds ewww.....dont eat it cause i had a fly and guacamole in it

it taste gross like yoda

by james May 13, 2005

Fat Tire

An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.

"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."

by James November 11, 2004