JAY 's definitions

fresh ass eggin

recieving oral sex from a partner, recently recieved oral sex head

I just got some fresh ass eggin from this jump off shorty.

by jay March 28, 2005

midriff

The sexiest part of a Woman's body, between the mons pubis and the breasts, including the naval.

Wow, another killer midriff!

I can't think of anything else when she shows her midriff!

by Jay April 19, 2005

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

Squall

You use this term towards a girl giving oral sex.

"Yo, shorty gives good squalls?"

by Jay December 10, 2003

poop lube

lube that helps u shit comfortably

see: butt juice

by Jay May 10, 2003

stupid slap

when you slap someone on the back of the neck for doing or saying something stupid

come here so i can give you a stupid slap for saying that dumb shit

by jay October 27, 2004

the shitty andy lewis

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

i went to the gay bar and got the shitty andy lewis.

by jay March 30, 2005