JAY's definitions

stats

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.

From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net

by Jay January 21, 2004

ca-ca

1. A hispanic term meaning shit.

2. Used mainly by hispanic parents as a way to deter young children from touching things.

1. Damn that smells like ca-ca.

2. Ca-ca, don't touch that!

by Jay August 9, 2004

nargis

Nargis - The fountain girl that'll sqirt and peel pain off the walls....

by Jay August 21, 2003

flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003

300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

by Jay May 10, 2003

spread

Drugs at a rave or concert. Passed out by a spreader

Let me pick up some spread before I leave here.

by Jay November 17, 2003

fluff

To prepare a pornographic actor for a sexual scene.
To arouse a participant in preparation for a recoreded sexual act.

His evening job was a fluffer.
I was fluffing this guy...
Inadequately fluffed star.

by jay July 29, 2003