JASON's definitions

capon

a castrated male chicken

you are a damn capon

by jason October 21, 2003

pro gamer

200 legal hours in 2 week.... Scrimmin with all the best clan out there and just havin fun bashing on n00bz. There is nothin like the feelin of a fresh teen booty.... i mean a single shot of a 44 and killing a sniper.

LegacY turns from cal-o scrub to cal-m like skill in a small amount of time. Non-stop playing in locked box and puggin and everything....

by Jason July 7, 2004

gigantism

A physical condition where a chick is quite large (often 6 ft or taller) but not really fat, thus still attractive and very fuckable. Small men are often intimidated by such women which is unfortunate for them, because they are great lays. Women's volleyball players often suffer from gigantism.

"Damn, did you see those fine-ass honeys in the 2-on-2 beach volleyball tournament? They have gigantism, but I'd fuck the shit out of all of them."

by Jason January 9, 2004

scooby doo

classic sneakers, ones you had when you were growin' up (e.g. air force ones, chuck taylors) referenced in Jay-Z's "Excuse me Miss"

Yo, don't even front like you were gonna scuff my scooby doos.

by Jason July 19, 2004

exie

1.Slang term for a person who would be considered an existentialist, in regard to personal philosophy.
Term allegedly coined by John Lennon of the Beatles.

Those exies think they have it all figgured out.

by Jason December 15, 2004

quarry

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote getting KTFO'd (Knocked The Fuck Out). The term's origin comes from a match that occured at UFC 56 between Rich Franklin and Nathan Quarry. Quarry was knocked out cold in brutal fashion by a left hand from Rich Franklin making this one of the most brutal looking knockouts in UFC history. The term is used rather liberally (mostly on MMA internet forums) at this point--essentially it is interchangeable with KTFO. But it's original intention was to denote someone being outclassed or outmatched (Quarry was undeservingly thrust into a title shot with then middleweight champion Rich Franklin for several inconsequential reasons) and then getting brutally knocked out.

Joe: What do you think is gonna happen with in the Ortiz v. Shamrock fight?

Me: I wouldn't be suprised if Shamrock got quarry'd.

by Jason July 11, 2006

stellar

An excellent song by an excellent band

"stellar" by Incubus

by Jason July 13, 2003