chessboy

a gay boy who likes to bum animals
by jason May 11, 2004
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jonic

Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate
Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!
by Jason September 30, 2004
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Heartwork

The finest British metal album ever to be produced, back in 1993 by legendary gore-grinders Carcass.
Carcass - Heartwork 1993, Earache Records
by Jason May 13, 2005
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ohyerded

A word used to tell your friend you are going to "kill him" for hitting you in the nads, but you are so drunk your words run together. Pronounced "O-YER-DED" this word can be used by anyone at anytime although it is 10 to 15 times funnier when you are piss faced drunk. Normally used when you are dancing around with the JACK bottle in your hand and your "buddy" comes from behind and gives ya the old reach around nut hammer. Normally followed by laughter and extreme pain to both parties that is if you can see him.
"Whoa Yeah!! shake my ass show me what you got (ball shot) Ohyerded!

" Hey i pissed in that barcardi bottle dude!" BLurrrrrp Ohyerded hoooooorffff!!!! <- (puke sounds)
by Jason June 18, 2006
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art student

no qualifications, no hope, no point.
convinced a turd on a dinner plate will sell for millions, although other art students will pay for it (why?)
shit, failed my GCSE's, off to art college then.
by jason April 13, 2004
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Fuckin eh

by Jason October 15, 2003
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whisker

the greateset drink, whiskey.
man, some whisker would really hit the spot
by jason April 04, 2005
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