JASON's definitions

jappy

cooler than cool, super dope.

We got back stage and met the band. Dat's jappy yo!

by jason November 14, 2003

Festivus

A rare holiday that combines the traditions of Jews and Christians. They often use a metal pole for their center piece of decoration instead of a christmas tree or lights.

It was once used on Seinfeld.

by Jason June 30, 2004

Starchy

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley

"omg STARCHY UR SO SHIT"

by jason September 21, 2004

wowsers

Excited. Realizing how you feel. Inspector Gadget catch phrase.

wowsers, i am hungry

by Jason August 20, 2003

civil engineer

builders of everyything big and useful, mostly dislexic, counts as far as 4 as bigger numbers can be ignored, drink a lot, responsible for the future of your roads, railyways, tunnels and bridges. There's something to think about when you travel outside.

engineer 1. This looks a bit iffy.
engineer 2. yeah, but nevermind it'll do.
engineer 1. you're right let's go for a pint.
engineer 2. good idea, just remember not to drive over this bridge.

by jason April 13, 2004

Shempo

One that is wise and 1337 beyond his years.

That guy is a complete shempo.

by Jason July 30, 2003

spark

To punch someone.

I sparked him.

by Jason May 23, 2003