The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

by James January 29, 2004

mackinen

PE enthusuast who loves america and his dinosaur PE beliefs.

Mackinen is a fucker

Shove your dinosaur beliefs up your ass

by james November 19, 2003

james_bond_rulez

a sexy, muscular, well suited gentleman who has a license to kill any fags that pisses him off.

james_bond_rulez vows to kick osama bin laden in the ballz and bring him to justice

by james January 12, 2004

Dont sway

Dont worry, dont stress

dont sway bout that test man

by james November 23, 2003

ruby

Object oriented language resembling perl, in which everything is an object.

10.times do |x|
print "#{x}: urbandictionary.com\n"
end

Prints this fine site's address 10 times.

by James February 07, 2005

Tri

Jew. Derived from stealing items in WoW.

He is being So Tri Today.

by james November 19, 2004

schmurich

Another word for nonsense.

That book is total schmurich.

by James August 25, 2004