Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect

Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.

by James November 17, 2004

floopy

adj. Acting in a uncharacteristic (sometimes humorous) manner, such that others are confused/disturbed by such behavior

Emma was acting floopy as she stuck her fingers in her ears and danced around the room.

by james September 16, 2004

cock eyes

A person that is so constantly surrounded by cock that they begin to see cocks wherever they are.

Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.

by james March 16, 2005

Spunk Gut

When a collection of spunk consumed collects in the stomach cavity and gives the image of a beer belly

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by James September 23, 2003

poo pirate

See rump ranger, rear admiral, butt cowboy, fudge packer, hampster hider, chutney ferret, crooked torch, homosexualist et al.

by James March 03, 2003

Chigga

a chinese person who acts or thinks he is black. Pretty much the same as a wigger but a chinese person instead of a white person.

"yo my homies" -chinese's person talkin
"yo dawg"-chinese's person
(sorry could not come up with an example and they make you

by James December 23, 2004

half nelson

sexual position similar to the wrestling hold, providing maximun control by the man.

I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.

by James June 17, 2006