pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.

Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.

by JakE May 07, 2007

gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of other people's farts.

by Jake November 09, 2003

USSR

Ultra Super Silent Reading

Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?

by Jake April 22, 2005

Dinkus

A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.

Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus

by jake March 30, 2004

warthog dummy trick

A glitch in the game Halo in which someone appears to be in a vehicle and realyy isnt. Usually used by players who are losing in games like capture the flag, etc.

"No wonder they grabbed the flag so fast, those noobs were using the Warthog dummy trick."

by Jake February 22, 2005

captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 09, 2005

nail

verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially

1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.

by Jake March 07, 2004