Definitions by JAKE

fab 5 

The amazing group of michagan wolverine basketball players such as;

juwan howard, chris webber, jalen rose,

the fab 5's best player is chris webber (healthy :-)

fab 5 by jake March 30, 2004

Dinkus 

A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.

Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus

Dinkus by jake March 30, 2004

89 

Titty Fucking

I 89'd that bitch like whoa

89 by Jake March 29, 2004

imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.

OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.

imelda marcos by Jake March 26, 2004

Two Bean Taco 

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

Two Bean Taco by Jake March 26, 2004

movie adultery 

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.

I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.

movie adultery by Jake March 26, 2004

surprise jellyroll 

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

surprise jellyroll by Jake March 26, 2004