Definitions by JACK MEHOFF

jack bag 

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

jack bag by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004

Fatitis 

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

Fatitis by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003

clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

clam chowder by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003

breakfast 

a person, place, or thing who is able to, with minimal effort, impress suburban kids.

"this new roller rink is going to be such a breakfast!"

breakfast by jack mehoff October 25, 2003

oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.

"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

oatbag by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003

boozums 

a females boobs

Becky has extremely large boozums.

boozums by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003

boozums 

Boobs;honkers;breasts;tits

I would love to stick my dick right between her fat boozums.

boozums by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003