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jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation
1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"
by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004
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angry bull

When you are getting head and you turn the person around and start anally fucking them. Then you pull back on their hair and ride them like a bull.
Logan turned around and began to give Mike an angry bull, and then realized that Mike was gay, and so was he.
by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005
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flart

A fart with a squirt.
I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.
by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004
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Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit
damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride
by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004
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IHYF

IHYF is an abbreviation of the phrase "I hate your face." It is especially useful when you are totally careless about someone.
What did you just say to me?
OH...NO YOU DIDN'T
IHYF
by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2002
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quarters

A Bloody game in which 2 or more people try to stop a spinning quarter with one finger without it tipping and falling flat on the ground. The key to the game is to try to stop the coin while it's still spinning. Someone must spin the coin and the oppanate must try to stop if, if successful he can launch the coin at the person who spun it at his knuckles. When you play this game for a long time your knuckles will bleed unless your playing some weakling
Jack: Hey you ready for another game of quarters?

Mehoff: Yea right you'd own my ass!
by Jack Mehoff March 6, 2004
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wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.
Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.
by Jack Mehoff February 14, 2005
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