JACK MEHOFF's definitions

make a jacket

Jack off, spanking the monkey

She so fine I'm gonna make a jacket!

by Jack Mehoff April 22, 2004

Hodgepodge

A word used by dumb history teachers to mean stuff. They use this word because they are stupid but like to use big words.

Mike Moeller assigns a hodgepodge of reading that nobody ever does.

by Jack Mehoff March 26, 2004

jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004

flart

A fart with a squirt.

I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.

by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004

dr.dre

The Father of Rap

Bow down to Dre

by Jack mehoff February 28, 2004

snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.

Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2004

America fuck yeah

america fuck yeah (what else)

taem america world police theme song, America fuck yeah

by Jack Mehoff November 9, 2004