JACK MEHOFF's definitions

smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word

1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

boozums

a females boobs

Becky has extremely large boozums.

by Jack Mehoff September 24, 2003

cunt nugget

a very bitchy, self absorbed person. slut muffin

nate, your sucha cunt nugget.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

Badonkadonk

a big ol' ass
see also: Ghetto Booty

damn..honey got that badonkadonk

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

weenis

the white forskin (turtle neck) on your penis.

hold on let me unzip

by jack mehoff July 13, 2004