JACK's definitions
An antiquated form of cheating used in the 70s by competative swimmers and track runners.
An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.
It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.
An athelete has some of their blood removed prior to a match (far enough in advance that the body regenerates the lost blood) and then immediately before the competition redeposits the extracted blood in their body. This process gives the athelete highly oxidated blood which enhances their performance.
It is no longer done as nowadays advanced performance-enhancing drugs can replicate the effect.
by Jack April 2, 2004
Get the dopingmug. When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.
by Jack June 19, 2005
Get the jelly rollmug. the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.
see also genital dander
see also genital dander
by Jack October 7, 2004
Get the genital scurfmug. 
Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 13, 2005
Get the bird flumug. by Jack May 13, 2005
Get the muduh fuckahmug. 1. A dumbass, jackass, idiot and a moron.
2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.
Frequently used and mastered by the policemen in the movie Super Troopers.
Often used by the BEST computer Sales Team here in the U.S.
2. Someone who loves to fuck chickens.
Frequently used and mastered by the policemen in the movie Super Troopers.
Often used by the BEST computer Sales Team here in the U.S.
Hey you Chickenfucker!
by Jack January 6, 2005
Get the chickenfuckermug.